"And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F$%& off!" -Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch.
Here is my favorite... Deadly serious, but absolutely hysterical at the same time... Furthermore, it whets my appetite for introspective thought regarding our current politicomilitary conundrum. - Jack
(Sorry, I cannot embed this YouTube video in the phpBB forum without admin access :idea: )
A Bronx Tale:
Priest: Don't be afraid, my son. No one is more powerful than god.
Calogero: I don't know about that, Father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here.
Priest: You got a point.
Oddball: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."