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For those of you who have never traveled to the West or Southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.

A few months ago, President Obama received a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Because Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the guards immediately.

Before the Interior Secretary could respond and presumably straighten him out, Vice-President, Joe Biden, intervened with a request that before any guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.

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elnonio said:
Unless President Obama controls snopes (a distinct possibility), survey says not. This story has been around for years.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/cattleguards.asp
Ok, try to put a little humor out there and of course it has to be Snoped. Then again the great source Snopes is the first place of choice for the liberal thinker.
 

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Us ******** call em cattle gaps, but it's still funny!!
 

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I've seen them here in Alabama.
Funny story ... I would not put this beyond either Obama or Biden.
I mean, IMHO, they're THAT clueless .... :p :twisted: :roll:
 

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Obama and Biden are in the oval office one Sunday morning, enjoying coffee and the morning paper, getting caught up on world affairs.

Biden sees a story describing how a military training accident injured 5 Brazilian troops.

"Wow!", he exclaims .... "How many zeros in a Brazilian?"
 

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Obama and Biden are in the oval office one Sunday morning, enjoying coffee and the morning paper, getting caught up on world affairs.

Biden sees a story describing how a military training accident injured 5 Brazilian troops.

"Wow!", he exclaims .... "How many zeros in a Brazilian?"
I'm sure they'll need to know since trillions aren't enough anymore. 8)
 

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Obama and Biden are in the oval office one Sunday morning, enjoying coffee and the morning paper, getting caught up on world affairs.

Biden sees a story describing how a military training accident injured 5 Brazilian troops.

"Wow!", he exclaims .... "How many zeros in a Brazilian?"
Now that was funny!
 

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Did Obama pull a George W. on that one?

HAR HAR HAR
 

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7art said:
Obama and Biden are in the oval office one Sunday morning, enjoying coffee and the morning paper, getting caught up on world affairs.

Biden sees a story describing how a military training accident injured 5 Brazilian troops.

"Wow!", he exclaims .... "How many zeros in a Brazilian?"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Another one that could actually be true! :roll:
 
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